when ur on a rly one sided game where ur winning, every time a rally ends start shouting "YAAA!!!!! LETS GO!!!!!!!!! ALRITE!!!!!!!!!!!" even if u lose. when ur off the court and ur feeling like a jerk and see a couple new players, go up to them and say "hey kids, can i play?" when u fake a shot and have ur opponent running towards the net, lift it to his backhand and shout "where the heck were u driving to?"
one day when i'm at the next olympics watching peter gade and lin dan going at it in the finals, I'd like to walk up to the both of them and say: "HEY YOU JOKERS I GOT NEXT HERE ON THIS COURT!" = )
Drop shots: 1. Don't drop-leh! You drop...drop...some more, tomorrow the stock market drops...you know! 2. Your drop shot pretty cruel..eh? Freaky shots: 1. Sorry that's an accident shot... 2. The shuttle is "cartoon" man!
Me: Does a net drop, that doesnt' go over the net. (hasn't given the opponent the birdie yet) Opponent: Thank You Me: wut the....(gives opponent birdie) Opponent: smashes into the net Me: gets an idea...THANK YOU!!!!!! Opponent: Pissed off Opoonent: smashes and I miss. Thank You Me: Your welcome (mwhahahaha) That is probably the first time I really attempted to taunt the opponent. My partner and I beat them of course, that sure was a fun game
Hmm. Most of these taunts seem rather, well...... Lame Perhaps badminton doesn't lend itself to taunts.
You can have the serve first so that way you can't say I at least gave you one chance to score a point. Are you warmed up or worn out? How do you want the game to go?Quick and painless or long and many miles to go? This is the beginning of the end. After the first point I say "one of many to come". Perhaps you should consider tiddly winks. You mean I"m supposed to not get that shot? After killing a half court lift "You can't hit what you can't see". I think I smell a skunk coming (15 love)
whenever u smash and miss someone, ask ur partner if u hit him. when he says no, shout DAM!! lol i got a senior on ma skool team, whenever he sees a winning netshot he runs over like a girl, tips it over and then starts running around the gym like a little girl . he does the laugh pretty good too. just to be a real idiot, shout WAZAAAAA in a high voice rite before u serve in singles. go back for a smash or clear and start making karate sounds. whenever they smash at u, lift ur non-racket leg up while saving the shot and shout WAZAAAAAAAAAA again XD
I moon my butt and start wiggling from left to right after I clip the tape 3 times. Tayo's butt = (_|_) (_/_)...(_|_)...(_\_)...(_|_)...(_/_)...(_|_)...(_\_)...(_|_)...(_/_)
After a Double game at one of the recreational gym, another men double came into to play and I told them that this was the Double court not Mix double. I knew the guys of course.
