The English language has been simplified during the World Cup. Here's some of the things heard spoken over there..: 1) That's not right..............................Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive..................Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP...................................Kum Hia 4) Stupid Man....................................Dum Gai 5) Small Horse...................................Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach.......................Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped the coffee table.....................Ai Bang Mai Ni 8) I think you need a face lift..................Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here........................Wao So Dim 10) I Thought you were on a diet..................Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone.......................No Pah King 12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week........Wai Yu Kum Nao 13) Staying out of sight..........................Lei Ying Lo 14) He's cleaning his automobile .................Wa Shing Ka 15) Your body odor is offensive...................Yu Stin Ki Pu 16) Great.........................................Fa Kin Su Pah 17) Give it to me baby............................Suk Mai Dong 18) England will win the World Cup.................No Fu Kin Wei 19) Who's been eating all the pies?.................Yo Fat Wan Ka Err..if you're less than amused, just remember not to shoot the messenger! Otherwise..have a good laugh!
Witty, but can be construed as racists in some countries. How about the more common ones like : Wan Hung Low Two Wongs dun make a white Wan Wing Low etc.
Did I miss something? Bbn, how are they racist? Which particular race is being targeted? If you say discrimination..perhaps there's something there..but racist? Sorry, don't see it .. Adelina, the Kiwi 'cheek'..(thanks for the idea ayl!)
Erm... if you're talking about grammar here, alright, it's quite Singlish. But for the pronunciation, I beg to differ. We're not that far off right??
