Your signature self-putdown

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  1. Yipom

    Yipom Regular Member

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    Well I Tend to Keep Swearing to a Minimum....

    "Oh MY Fffff"
    "Dammit!"
    "Jeeesus rice"
    "F**ker"
    "Shiiiieeet!"
    "Omg that was so bad..."
    "a-gain..."
     
  2. BionicKnees

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    He may look ugly, but u r playing like him...:crying:
    U'r not playing very manly 2 day...
    Doh!
    U r 2 slow oldtimer...
    Show some backbone!
     
  3. Azwok

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    Depends wether I'm playing singles or doubles.

    If I'm playing singles with some friends (I would never do this during club or in tournaments) and I make a mistake like hitting a drop into the net or hit a clear out or something stupid like that the profanities that can be heard are so vulgar and loud mainly involving "f***". If I keep repeating stupid mistakes I tend to start hitting myself in the leg with my racket.

    When I'm playing singles I would normally never swear, even if just with friends. If I make a mistake I just mutter something to myself under my breath like "come on", but I always try to be really encouraging to my partner, (hard as that can be sometimes ;) ).

    Azwok.
     
  4. Nephrus

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    my bad
    i had it grrr
    *slap my left thigh for not making one more step to reach the bird*

    when its a real bad day, i start to swear in cantonese, and for those of you who know it... hehe you know how nasty those can get, and i don't mean the casual "Diu" :D
     
  5. Pete LSD

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    Dude, you are a prime example for us to follow :D :D :D .

     
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    Not talking - yelling at myself!

    "Move you fat pig!"
    "Hijo de puta!"
    and a few other choice ones that might get me banned here. :eek:

     
  7. Nephrus

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    heheh i forgot to add i'm very well tempered... so those situations rarely happen :D :D :D
     
  8. Jan_BE

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    I do the same for most errors i make.
    After a tournemant, I have these big, red, bloddy lines on my calf :(
     
  9. jjengineer

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    if it's a shot i could have made
    then " S.H.I.T..."
    otherwise "CRAP"
    lol
     
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    I try not to talk too much when I'm on court.

    I just tap my head with my racket at least once. (Never broken my strings yet by tapping/hitting my head) Then I say "sorry" to my partner.

    IMO, I think badminton is the MOST apologetic sport around. In one game, I tend to say sorry at least more that 10 times (frame/net cord/lucky shot, hitting opponent inadvertantly, shots that could've been easily kills, for shots that I should've taken, etc)
     
  11. Yodums

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    I agree. I say sorry to my partner for like making bad shots, sorry to the other team when I smash, it hits the tape, bounces off some how and goes in, tumbles over, mishit, not correctly giving the bird to them, making a bad shot and nearly getting my partner killed wow, the list is endless, isn't it?

    My signature put-down...

    "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

    *Bird lands 10 feet out*
    "Good eye"

    I usually only say this to people I know really well.

    I also seem to have a bad habit of mumbling swear words when I do something really stupid, lol, who doesn't?

    I've seen some really dirty sportsmanship though i.e. it's going out and the opponent is blowing the bird out.
     
  12. cappy75

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    Well, don't apologise too much cuz it'll sometimes irritate people more. Do it the first few times for each incidents and then stop. But usually I won't stop apologising when I make a bad shot that resulted in my partner getting nailed:eek:. Usually just raise my hand if I hit my opponent or got in a lucky shot over the net.

     
  13. 15Love

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    I used to know a competitive male player who would lie on the floor, lift his legs in the air and ask, " can you see the head yet?"...ie saying that he was playing as if he was 9 months pregnant..... we used to howl at that!
     
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    about saying "sorry"... well badminton IS a gentlemen's game after all :D why all the swearing ?
     
  15. daringkidz

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    My favourites..

    "God damn it"....
    "F***"....
    "S***"....
    "Arghh!"
    "Why???"

    I curse so much that my doubles partner has to remind me not to lose my temper and focus on the match...:p
     
  16. lilayzunboi

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    im always saying "shi*ter". And depending on the easiness of the shot it gets louder or quieter haha. And like oh so many people, I give my right calf a nice reminder with my racket haha.
     
  17. raptorman

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    Same here :D


    and if it's really bad: I'd better go playing petanque
     
  18. LeoTheBearMan

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    *you hella weak cuz!*
    *damn. (looks at shuttle, pauses, then looks at opponent :p )*
    *wooooooooooooowww....*
    *gahh!*
    *check my grip!*:D
     
  19. icecreamdoh2you

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    "oops"
    "dammit!"
    "ouch!..*eyes squeezed shut*"

    =)..fun
     
  20. smashfanatic

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    lol here are few of my fav.s that i use sometimes:

    -Sh**
    -F***
    -great shot dumb a$$
    -not now
    -WHY???
    -stupid,stupid,stupid...
    -dammit
    -oh crap
    -move idiot
    -kill me now
    -what the F*** was that
    -what the hel kind of a shot was that
    etc....:D
     

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