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  1. Roughorsmooth

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    Archaeologists in Egypt have uncovered a mummy covered with chocolate and nuts, and believe they may have found Pharaoh Rocher.
     
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    Didn't get this one.
     
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    That is so bad ...
    Mum: if your friends jump off a cliff will you jump with them
    Me: of course I will cause there will be a pile of dead people to cushion me.
     
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    'Iceberg' is a variety of lettuce :)
     
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    A body was found covered in 'Hundreds and Thousands'. Police say he topped himself.

    In other news, a steam train enthusiast has committed suicide by throwing himself in front of his favourite locomotive. His tearful widow said 'He was chuffed to bits'
     
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    3 beings that you should never play badminton with

    1. Madara Uchicha in Susannoo mode and his Susannoo ia swinging the racket dor him
    2. Darth Vader on steroid holding a Yonex Arcsaber attached to his light saber
    3. Thanos with his infinity gauntlet weilding a Tantrum 300
     
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    Latest news on the Glasgow murder enquiry: Detective Inspector Taggart reports he is looking for a man with one eye. If that doesn't work, he'll use both eyes.
     
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    Following a collision between a prison van and a cement truck, police are keen to trace 10 hardened criminals.
     
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    When I die, I want to go like my father: peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming and swearing like his 46 passengers.
     
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    A lorry with a cargo of wigs has crashed. Police are combing the area.
     
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    These jokes are so bad they're good. :p Thanks for posting.
     
  12. Roughorsmooth

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    You're very welcome :)

    I invited Garry Kasparov for dinner. Took him half an hour to pass the salt.
     
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    My wife told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
     
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    Hahahhaha! LOL!
     
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    LOL,
    I can use this one hahahah
     
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    That is a good one!

    Sent from my SM-G930W8 using Tapatalk
     
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    I got a text last night, and it was just the letters 'GNBA'... I thought it was bang out of order.
     
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    My father said i shouldnt watch adult materials in the Internet using my smartphone because it can affect my vission and eventually go blind. No wonder my teacher ask me to sit in the front row in my class since i cant see clearly what my teacher is writting.
     
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    I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?
     
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    Last night me and my wife watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
     

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