Executive Decision...
..(some of you have probably read this; if not, enjoy!)
Fellow Business Executives:
As the CFO of this business that employs 140 people, I have resigned
myself to the fact that Barack Obama will be our next President, and
that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have
to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8%. But since we cannot
increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we
will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been
eating at me for a while, as we believe we are a family here and I didn't
know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8
Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these
folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way
to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them!
If you have a better idea, let me know.
Sincerely,
..(some of you have probably read this; if not, enjoy!)
Fellow Business Executives:
As the CFO of this business that employs 140 people, I have resigned
myself to the fact that Barack Obama will be our next President, and
that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have
to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8%. But since we cannot
increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we
will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been
eating at me for a while, as we believe we are a family here and I didn't
know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8
Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these
folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way
to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them!
If you have a better idea, let me know.
Sincerely,
..I hope you are still keeping those Bush jokes, cos we'll need to put those up again; with things going now, it looks like it'll be a long, loooong jokes-free 4 yrs with the new prez...I guess Prez Bush will graciously end his term with a 20% approval rating and will humbly take with him all the jokes (good, bad, mean-spirited etc.) that have been poured on him the last 8 yrs....
