Let us troll BC

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  1. kwun

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    This is NOT funny coz they actually did that back in 2002. But for a much more stupid reason. :mad::mad::mad:
     
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    don't forget folks....buy only Li Ning rackets....they are the only ones that are made from military grade carbon fiber....other manufacturers use recycled carbon fiber n ask top price for their environmentally friendly rackets... to save the planet of course....

    this military grade carbon fiber is indestructible n will surely survive scratchless in any racket clash with ur hick partner....

    edited: dang hard to be as funny as you guys:D
     
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    In 60% of countries li ning rackets are classed as a dangerous weapon and should be kept in a locked cupboard at night.
     
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    Talking about brands in badminton, weapons and war, I guess that Adidas has the most experience.
     
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    For sure, gotta do our part to reduce global warming.

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  6. kwun

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    Badminton is a very green sport. Just look at our court mats and most of the gyms color schemes!
     
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    Not only that, we're notably at the forefront at recycling the feathers from dead/dying geese and duck. Nothing is wasted.

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    Also important to note, and it frustrates me to no end seeing people adopt and share these misconceptions. Higher tensions don't make you play better. I had some pupils come in and brag about their tensions, acting like they own the place..., doing over-the-top, exaggerated jump smashes.

    The result!?

    After no more than 15 mins, not even the third game of the session, they were on the floor with hamstring cramps.

    Stretch every day if you have injury problems or frequent cramps, warm up properly, hydrate before and during play and make sure you get some magnesium and potassium (eat a banana) to keep those walkers nice and loose.

    SAY NO TO HIGH TENSIONS!
     
  9. Ch1k0

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    Rubbish! High tension is the only way! Along with extra stiff shafts and super head heavy heads and over 96 holes!

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    Exactly, string like Lin Dan and you will hit like Lin Dan, the logic is so clear!

    And don't forget, dress like Lin Dan too.

    Or is it Momota these days?
     
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    Wasn't the fad Mogensen or Tago back then? Weren't they doing 36 and 38lbs respectively?

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    Hear! Hear! Only perverts and suicide bombers play with rackets that have flex, mid balance and 72 holes.
     
  13. kwun

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    nah, nobody can surpass our very own Sir Dink
     
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  14. Ch1k0

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    No no no. Lord Panda is on his very own pedestal.

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    I can't take anybody serious who don't use a 140g training racket with 40lbs and 3 knots for doubles as default.
     
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    200g and 6 knots minimum bro.

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    great way to level the playing field against beginners while having a work out at the same time. I used to do that, win win!
     
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    Rumour has it that Yonex is partnering with Elon Musk to develop a “self-directing” racket.
    Using the same AI technology as autonomous cars, these rackets will never mishit. Frame shots and clashes will be a thing of the past.
    Most players are excited by the prospect. But at least one dinker was heard to moan that half of his points are earned from mis-hits.
    Development will begin just as soon as Tesla has ironed out all the kinks in their car production.
     
  19. Ch1k0

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    I've found one!

    Jokes aside, I respect his opinion and sharing but that front half of the whole post made me rofl.

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    Have you guys seen Forzas new 103 hole racket? 5 piece stringing for ultimate hybrid possibilities
     
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