He's either implying that the distance between the statement and the truth is as far as Minneapolis to Shenzen or that she's way out of our leagues... It's just me being non-discriminatory to aesthetically-pleasing people.
hahahaha, good one! i tend to find myself in similar situations far too often than i'm comfortable with.
Wah, your description too 'chim'. Can't understand! Guess you're trying to impress. So they say first impressions count!
Truth hurts. Maybe I should change that to "Hello", so that the ladies could reply me "You had me at hello" instead.
Brummie territory? It's called being environmentally-conscious; think of the bio-diesel that can come from all that. Anyway, welcome Joana - there's no denying that you're fit.
how did you know that!? like hour away from central birmingham. worcestershire more like god you know how to flirt
oh god no, my matey. he's a rugby player an absolute beast. used to be me doubles partner before he chose rugby over badders. was not happy. ah well, got matt now prince william!? you having a laugh!? well, at least hes better than harry i spose